Weekly Shop!! It’s a strange life!!
Everybody has to do their weekly shop, but it’s quite unusual for a guy to go to Sainsbury’s on the way to meet an escort girl.
This guy called to make a booking with one of our girls, an in call for 3 hours. Nice booking. We were happy.
At the appropriate time the girl in question called and said there was a man knocking at her door, but she did not think it was her client because he was carrying 6 orange coloured Sainsbury’s shopping bags full of stuff. We quickly called the client and it sure enough was him. The girl already knew because she had watched put down his bags to take the call. Now we were puzzled.
Turns out the guy had a food fetish. He had also brought with him some large plastic sheets which he placed on the bed and floor and then proceeded to unload yogurts, chocolate mousse, bananas, strawberries, custard, radishes, aubergines and all kinds of other stuff.
The first thing he did was to tip a pot of strawberry jam on the head of the girl!! Well she was shocked and screamed. Her beautiful hair was now all sticky with jam. She was really upset and the client did not know what to do. After a short silence the girl started to laugh about it and then the food fight started………for 3 hours.
The clean up took about 2 hours and her hair was somewhat straggly for about 3 days but the client went home happy, so it was a good result. He also left her a very large tip!!

The agency and the girls have nicknamed him Mr Sainsbury and he has become a very regular client.